From realrates discussion:

All Gork to do all day is whomp mammoth. Go 'THUNK!' with club. Gork study long and hard at night. Burn midnight blubber. Now Gork know how to whomp mammoth using new delivery system, go 'BIFF!' with rock instead. 'BIFF!' not only have good reusability (rock not break like club), but 'BIFF!' come with garbage collection monkey built in. Maybe you think 'big deal'. Huh, you go download BDK2 ('BIFF Development Kit'), try and BIFF mammoth yourself. Hunted mammoth not descibed as sh**-scared for nothing....

But Boss not buy into future, so Gork still got to use legacy system, still go 'THUNK!'.

So Gork go look for new gig. Want to work for IBM Pangaea. Hey, why they put that on end of name, there only one supercontinent anyway. But Gork digress. Preferred vendor borkerage say Gork only have five years experience with BIFF!, so can only pay X-25 clams. And they want Gork to sign non-compete. Only fifty human beings in world....who Gork going to compete with ? Borkerage send low-end primate borquetta to try and sweettalk Gork. Gork not impressed. And Gork learn something too. 'Australopithecus' and 'miniskirt' are two words you not want to hear in same sentence....

Gork now found client himself, gonna go direct. Need good lawyer. Hear howler monkey got right credentials. Can hurl monkey sh** with the best of 'em.